Icons- The Regina Pacis Experience (4)

Some SS 1 Red girls

“Finally, I can now wear earrings in RP.” That’s what I thought when I got into SS 1, until Princi came along and spoilt my show. She said everybody should start wearing earrings including junior girls. Why did she have to make such a rule when I was just starting to live the life? Princi eehhnnn, mstchewww… Red house girls stayed in Dominic’s Hostel when I was in SS 1. Kelechi Okoroafor was my corner mate and Gladheart Anumudu was my side mate. Kelechi was almost a perfectionist. She hated when things when in disarray or when people scattered her bed. When my friends visited, I always had to ask them not to go close to her bed. Sometimes I wondered to myself, “what kind girl is this sef? Why can’t she just take a chill pill for once?” well, as I came to realize, Kelechi was (and still is) a very principled person. I tried to walk in her footsteps sha, but I could just say i was not created like that. I still remember all the times I had to sneak out before night prayers were over so I could run to the hostel and keep a bathroom space. I used to do this because, I usually wake up late and there was always terrible traffic in the bathroom esp. for SS 1s  we were allotted just two bathrooms. How did Matron Victoria expect about 40 people to bath in 2 bathrooms in 30 minutes? Especially when all the SS 3 girls were chancing us. After I kept a space in the bathroom the night before, I always had this inner assurance that even if I wake up late, I could just walk straight into the bathroom and bathe without being asked any questions. Sometimes, Kelechi would wake up first, take her bathe then come and wake me up. SS 3 girls even started sending me to keep space for them the night before. Then there were my hostel worker days. All SS 1 girls were supposed to clean the hostel as morning function. It was so annoying. The refectory was not any better. SS 3 girls always sent us to wash up their plates, pots and clean their tables because we were the juniors in senior ref. To worsen it, the ref door was beside their tables, so it was always very hard to escape except for the door downstairs, which the refectorians (can’t remember their names) hardly ever let us pass. I still remember the day I pretended to be choked by yam because I was trying to dodge chuking. My friends thought I was almost dead. They were massaging my chest with different ointments. My matron even insisted that I should remove my clothes o, so that the massager could massage my back very well. I even acted as if I fainted. I must give myself thumbs up sha. I put up a first class act that day… After I ‘fainted’, they had to carry me to the sick bay. After like 20 minutes, I regained consciousness and they took me back to the hostel. I even told them to read Psalm 91 to me because it looked like I was going to die. The gist now went round school o. All the SS 3 girls stopped sending me because of that. It was more like an added advantage to me sha.

SS 1 Red was not bad after all. Goodness Egem-Odey was my frontie. She used to claim to be a Mexican. Hilda Adekpe was Goodness’ sidey and Hauwa Dauda was my sidey. Mrs. Ezeikoha was my form mistress. She made us memorize Psalm 121 and always made us bring our bibles for class assembly every Thursday. How can I ever forget Mrs. Ogbonna? The teacher who turned all her students to teachers. Whenever we wrote a test, she would bring our books to the class after the test, so that we could mark it for her. The worst was when she even made us mark our notes by ourselves and help her record the scores. I can bet that there were some shady deals going on in the system.  I also remember when I used to bully Judith Anyaba. Lol… Not exactly bully sha; I just liked looking for her trouble. Then there was calm Betty and Zino Iroro who was always getting on everybody’s nerves, except me sha. I was the very nice one who liked making new friends. I remember Odinchezor Obingene, the intelligent and very scattered girl that never had complete notes. Mrs. Ezeikoha was always after her. Then Shunanum Shamaki, my youngest role model. She transferred into RP in SS 1. She was so calm, had an excellent carriage and she was lovable. Shunanum was somebody I always looked up to from my SS 1 till my SS 3. I remember the drama we wanted to act for the school in Independence Day. In the drama, Ruth Ideva was Phoebe, the woman who killed Goodness Egem-Odey, her daughter because she liked Goodness Udebuani, one boy like that and I was Detective Jacinta, the Detective in charge of the murder case. When we got on stage to act, it was a disaster. Till today I still thank God my part did not reach before we were bounced from the stage. At least, nobody knew that I was involved in such a play. Valz day in SS 1 was not so bad. I remember Ruth and her choko Chinwe ‘Ass Up’ Uche (I wonder how Ruth managed to accept such a choko). Ass up still tried for her during valz o. She bought Ruth correct gifts eehhnnn. I was shocked to my bone marrow. Meanwhile I can’t remember Ruth liking her as much as she liked Ruth. *sighs*. Then I joined African Chorus with Winnie, Jaachy, Ewhoma and the rest. Mr. Ralph told us that we were chosen for the group because we had like the best voices in the choir. We practiced o and decided to perform during open day. We flopped big time and were booed out of the stage. We still performed for grads sha and it was not so bad. Then there was Sister Perpetual who used to hold solo rehearsals in her office after night prayers. She helped quite a number of us groom our voices well. It was in SS 1 Red that SS 3 Red girls started to form the bond that existed and still exists between them.

Kelechi Okoroafor

Shunanum Shamaki

Episode 5, The Regina Pacis Experience----- COMING SOON!!! LOOK OUT.

NI FRIES- The Second Glimpse

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As the launch of Ni Fries approaches, we want to bring you so many wonderful recipes the outfit would be introducing into the food market. These special meals would be made on special days at our outlets, so please don’t get your taste buds angry! Take them on an enticing trip with our mix of special varieties, as we have integrated our local Nigerian fries with international recipes.

Last time, we showed you all a variant serving of our beloved akara. Today we bring to you variants of fried plantain servings enjoy them and remember to place your orders when we start.

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Don’t call it a shawarma, it is simply a meal called the PLANTAIN POBLANO TOFU WRAP. This is one meal you shouldn’t miss when Ni Fries starts up.

Have you ever played with the thoughts that plantains could be made into burger, well thanks to special studies of recipes by the Borinquenon Restaurant, California it is possible and here it is...

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No worries you won’t get fat on this burger, Ni Fries would be making use of canola oil which through delicate studies has been discovered to contain unsaturated fat.

Lastly we end with the plantain dumplings, you wouldn’t have reason to hate unripe plantains when you taste this meal. Making use of green plantains to create a wonderful tasty snack you can have at classes, hostels, work or anywhere you feel comfortable to have a snack.

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Ni Fries has two other recipes we which are planning to keep secret and launch when operations start, quite wonderful recipes that would keep you ordering. Once again we would appreciate your comments and please keep tabs for the last part of this article as we discuss on the beautiful meals that can be made with fried yams.

Child Not Bride

Old age is really telling on all the leaders and senators in Nigeria o. Haba!!! This very stupid thought of child marriage must be as a result of over worked brains. They could not have been in their right senses when they passed that bill now. How can people who claim to be learned pass that bizarre bill??? If they are truly thinking of implementing such a bill for their own selfish reasons, then they should be ready for so many troubles. A good numbers of children are on the streets every day. Most of who have been raped and abused. Who then protects the Nigerian children? If girls can be married off as children, then they should be allowed to vote too. We should ask ourselves what this bill will profit us as a nation. If anybody should ask Yerima what gain a 13 year old wife has brought him, I am sure he won’t have a tangible answer. Instead of our leaders to think of solutions to our immediate problems like Boko Haram, poverty, poor electricity and what have you, they are implementing under aged marriage. When and if Yerima’s 13 year old wife (she should be 14 by now sef) gives birth to a girl he had better marry her off to one of the senators in support of this marriage o. If we continue in this direction, then VVF will be treated as often as malaria is. Come to think of it o, why would a law be made to destroy our young girls instead of building them up? This is ahuge no-no for me. please say no to child marriage

NI FRIES- The First Glimpse

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Eheeemmm...... My dear friend, Feranmi is opening a small outfit called Ni-Fries. It is aimed at promoting and preserving the Nigerian food culture concentrating on local fries such as akara, fried yams, fried plantains, ojojo e.t.c. Happily soon, our very own fav Nigerian fries would be sell-able anywhere in the world, with bright possibilities of storage and efficient door delivery.

Akara, Vetapa, Prawns, Well sliced green tomatoes and Hot pepper sauce

All I want to show you is a glimpse of how good akara can look like; careful study of the origin of akara which is actually known as acaraje has brought about wonderful ways this snack can be served. So Please eehhnnn, in the name of whatever you guys worship, comment and tell us how you like this idea. Thank you

Inspiration For The week

Saw this and I just thought I should share it with you my Blog Hearts;

A father takes his son into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anybody. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be around him. Maybe even some human might want to do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically. He never removed the blindfold. It was the only way he could become a man. Finally after a horrific night, the sun appeared and he removed the blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch the whole night, protecting his son from harm.

We too, are never alone. Even when we don’t know it, God is watching over us, sitting on the stump beside us. When trouble comes, all we have to do is reach out to him.

Moral of the story: Just because we don’t see God, doesn't mean he is not there. “For we walk by faith, not by sight.”

Have a great week ahead.

Icons- The Regina Pacis Experience(3)

From Top Left: Ezime Oteri, Chioma Igwe-Kanu, Jaachy Okafor, Winnie Ukwunna
From Bottom Left: Chioma Ohammah, Sewanu Ajose, Ijeoma Nwadiaro, Jemimah Eitokpah, Grace Iroagalachi

Jss 3 was da bomb…. It was like the best part of junior school. In first term, I was in the same corner with Chioma Igwe-Kanu, Chukwufunanya Elumeze and Mary-Ann Abin. Jemimah Eitokpah, Imabong Etukudo, Grace Iroagalachi and Nkemdirim Ihesiaba were in the next corner. Then, Jemimah used to tell me stories about herself. They were always very funny. I still remember how tiny our corners were. All the seniors on our row used to steal from our rat hole space. Chukwufunanya, my bunkmate was a transfer student. We used to call her Gagool (The witch in King Solomon’s Mines). Our jolly good times came to an end when Princi said we all had to stay according to our houses. Gbam!!! I was back to Okoye again. Things were even worse this time. Precious Onyeachu was my bunkmate. I was like “WTH?” She told me that I had to wash her socks and uniforms every Wednesday and Friday and clean her shoes every day. She also said I should never sit on her bed. Please was I supposed to clean her shoes from my bed, on top of the bunk? Anyways, my corner mates, Chidinma Oraekwe and Nene Urua were the nicest people. Nene was very homely and Chidinma was accommodating. Then, Chiamaka Umeh and Ehi Ekoja used to come to my corner all the time. I never liked them until they became my corner mates later in third term (after SS 3s went home).

All Hail Jss 3 Red girls!!! That was the second best class (after SS 3 Red) in RP. When they pasted class list in Jss 3 Red, I secretly prayed that Winnie Ukwunna would not be in my class again. As I was going through the class list, I was almost happy that I did not see her name until I got to No. 32 and I saw her name. I was mad eehhnnn. I wanted to die. But over the months, I got used to seeing her again for another year. Don’t get me wrong o, Winnie is da bomb. She was just too hyper active. In Jss 3 Red, Kelechi Okoroafor adopted the nickname “Pawpaw Baby”. Funny right? One thing I can’t forget is the song Chioma Igwe- Kanu composed for Ezime Oteri. “Singing (using fall in love tune); Zim Square you don make me fall for you (2 x)”. Lwkmd. Aaahhhh… when jollof rice was the worse food in RP, I always exchanged it with Anita Omoruyi for garri and popcorn. There were times when we dreaded night prep in Jss 3 because Kelechi Obikaonu was prepping in our class. There was time Joy Agwu flogged my whole class because she was our ‘prep prefect’. For almost 3 days after the flogging, we used to go to SS 3 Gold for prep because of her. Then I also recall our ‘chuk chuk ‘alert signal. Whenever any of us saw a senior who wanted to send us emerging, she would say ‘chuk chuk alert’ and we would all run away before the senior approaches. Funny right? Ezime Oteri should remember this. She was my sidee in class. The days when we used to forge Miss Igbokidi’s signature in our signing book to submit to. We would forge it whenever she did not come to class so that Mr. Ike wouldn’t query her. We liked her so much and she used to think that Ann Arinze and I were twins. We even used to wear the same bathroom slippers. Rotfl. There was also Inter-house sports. The only one Regina Pacis ever hosted. Up Blues…they came first and fiery red came second. White house girls came last. We yabbed them for days after that. Aaahhhh… I forgot Eucharia Alozie, the taleteller. In Jss 2, when Eucharia arrived RP, she used to ‘prophesy’. She even said Ann-Marie Akaatenger was going to be SP in our set and as naïve as we were, we believed. Only for Ann-Marie to change school after Jss 3. She fell Eucharia’s hand big time. Then there was the great order from the marching squad commander. Our dear Eucharia informed us that she wanted to become a marcher. In RP, being a marcher was a great accomplishment. You must have been a superb marcher. As Eucharia was marching in the field downstairs, we heard a loud cry, “Eucharia, fall out”. The cry was so loud that the people in Jss 3 Green heard it and rushed out to witness the falling out of Eucharia. I joined the Marian Voices Choir in Jss 3. I joined alongside Chioma Igwe-Kanu, Nkem Ihesiaba and Winnie Ukwunna. The yearly routine of the choir was to conduct a screening test (more like auditions), for all the new members.  The probationers are usually screened according to voice and character. Normally, the whole choir would assess you and rate you from A to F (just the way WAEC is rated). The year before, Winnie had tried to get into the choir, but the choir rated her “F” and told her to try again the next year. She came back to class very sad and moody. But when we got to the choir in Jss 3, we were screened favorably and allowed to join the choir. I would say that the first bouncing from the choir improved her character tremendously. She became a great choir Icon…. Winnie the great!!!

The last part of Jss 3 was when we were planning our class party. We even wanted to act Mo hits Kpere, but we changed our minds and decided to do the popular Cinderella drama. At first, we told Mary Adeleye to act the Cinderella then Deborah Ehanire and Goodness Egem-Odey, the evil step sisters. Along the line, we realized that Deborah was a better Cinderella than Mary. When we told Mary, she started crying o. she did not want to act the part of the evil step sister which actually fitted her more, partially because of her height. Our dear Winnie was the Prince; Ijeoma Nwadiaro was the King, then me, the queen. When it was time to dance, there was trouble o. Some members of the class wanted to stomp, instead of dance. This caused a little division in the class. People like Chioma Ohammah and I, could not take any sides because we were singing for the dancers and were friends with the stompers. The dancers even ‘hired’ Sewanu Ajose, from Jss 3 Green to teach them some dance steps. Goodness, Mary, Jaachinma and Winnie (again) mimed ‘Fall in Love’. Jaachy and Goodness did the first verse, while Winnie and Mary did the second verse. You should have seen Mary that day. She was just doing grah-grah; even Winnie could not act the part well because of that.

Jss 3 was such a nice class o. I have so many fond memories of that class esp. that Chioma and Ezime’s song. This is when I was supposed to start wearing earrings in RP o, only for Princi to come and spoil my show. Lmao… Look out for Icons- The Regina Pacis Experience (4)

Which Way Nollywood?(1)

Nigerian movie industry has grown immensely over the years. But to say the least, even with all the growth, there are only a few movies that are void of stupid mistakes and errors. Mistakes that could have easily been avoided.

Most of my friends (at least Icons) know that I am a Nollywood activist. For a few days, I shall be analyzing a few Nollywood movies with some of these mistakes that our dear filmmakers could have easily avoided.

In the movie Phone Swap, a rich dude mistakenly 'swaps phones' with an ordinary tailor (she calls herself a fashion designer). The dude has a BB Bold 5 and the babe, a BB Bold 1. Naturally, if they swap phones, is the guy not supposed to have the Bold 1 and the girl, the Bold 5? Well to answer that, they did have the two phones for a few scenes but after that, the guy starts to use a BB Curve 2 but the girl still uses a Bold 5. Still as the girl uses the Bold 5, the guy starts to use a Bold 4. Later again, they go back to the Bold 4 and Curve 2. Lastly, the babe is seen with the same Bold 1 that was supposed to be 'swapped'... Abeg, how possible are all these things??? Kunle Afolayan... Haba...

I still saw another movie with the same mistake, though not so visible. This one is called Blackberry Babes (BBB). This came out when Blackberry was the rave of the moment. It tells the story of a group of girls who think owning a Blackberry is a do or die affair and they try in every way possible to get it. One of the girls, Nicole (Sugar Asoegwu) steals a BB Tour from her cousin, just to attain the necessary BB status. Her cousin comes to campus, disgraces her and collects the phone (see wetin BB don cause?). Anyway, it is quite notable that this BB Tour has a blue pouch. After the phone has been taken away from her, Damisa (Oge Okoye) her friend, is kind enough to give her a BB Curve 2 with a red pouch (Better Step up Abi?). Later on we find her using a Bold 2 with the same red pouch. Can somebody please explain to me how a Curve 2 turned to a Bold 2? Again, we see Damisa with a BB Bold 2 and Nicole calls it a Bold 3. Does the director think we don't the difference between a Bold 2 and a Bold 3?

Maybe they think that all of us don't have sense o, so they can just play on our intelligence abi???

Just so you know filmmakers, people like us have our eyes on you. I will bring you more analysis in "Which Way Nollywood???"(2).

                                                                                                             

Be The Best

If you can't be a pine on top of the hill, then be the best shrub beside the hill

If you can't be a muscle, then just be the best nerve in the flesh

We can't all be Captains.

We have to be something to others out there

If you can't be a highway, then just be a rail

If you can't be the sun, be a star

It isn't by size that you win or loose

Be the best of whatever you are.

Icons- The Regina Pacis Experience(2)

 I still have vivid memories of my middle bunk in Jss 2. With Osaretin as my bunkie. I was in Onaiyekan, Hall 1, even though I was supposed to be in Mary’s A in Okoye. I went to hall 1 because I wanted to be close to my family friend, Chinaza Aneke.

Chinaza Aneke

As usual, I always woke up late. Then dooms day arrived. Oluchi Nwaji,

OLuchi Nwaji

my Assistant Hostel Head locked me in the hostel. Odinchezor Obingene came into the hostel through the window and started going from corner to corner spraying perfumes. Lol. When the seniors in my hostel heard eehhnn, they almost killed me. After that day, they used to send me back to the hostel to get the hostel keys if they had been forgotten. Guess what? I always went back through the same window. Then there was the arrival of Ruth and Esther Ideva.

Ruth and Esther Ideva

They resumed school with pinafore checks. It was such a funny sight. There was also Mrs. Ezeikoha, my new integrated Science teacher. Then she would flog anybody who got less than ten over ten in her test. Then she told us to form songs with the reactivity series. We used “Good News” to form the song. Hausa became better in Jss 2 thanks to Miss Lucy Peter. I used to get distinction in Hausa. Then there was Kemi Dagunduro who was very soft and fragile then. She was my good friend. There was a day some junior student who could not find her school shirt, tore the an old one she found in the spreading ground, and she sewed it to her sweater and went to class…… and, just like me, she was nabbed and punished. Winnie Ukwunna

Winnie Ukwunna

was in my class in Jss 2 again. I used to teach her Mathematics. Then Saturday preps were for Principal’s test. Till today, we never saw the result of any of the tests. There was a day I fought with Uzo Ejiofor

Uzo Ejiofor

(I know she might not remember and I can’t remember what caused the fight). I still can’t forget all the mass punishments we usually served every Sunday. On one fateful rainy Friday, Jss 2 block workers scrubbed the block but it got dirty again before Princi came for assembly. All because SS 3 girls were passing the corridor. Princi got very angry and told Ijeoma Nwabueze

Ijeoma Nwabueze

, the then Senior Prefect, and her other prefects to scrub the block. She was vexed eehhnnn…. She gathered all the block workers that night and punished us before she flogged us. After the flogging, she told us to squat and fly our arms. As we were serving the punishment, Veronica Ogbanje’s

Veronica Ogbanje

legs got shaky and she fell down. When Ijeoma was told she said and I quote “When Veronica is tired of acting, she will continue serving her punishment”. If not for the person who went to call Vero’s bunky, only God knows what would have happened. When her Bunkie came, there was uproar and confusion in the courtyard Ijeoma had to release us immediately. Then some of us had to help Vero back to her hostel. Will continue later. Having internet problems…..

Promising and Upcoming Act- Urenmisan Solo-Edema

17 year old Deltan, Urenmisan is an Electrical Electronics Engineering student of the University Of Lagos. He is a rapper, producer, beats maker, singer and song writer. He started singing right from his childhood. That was when he adopted the nickname “St. Remy”. He is in a music group called Livewire Incorporated. He plays the piano and drums very well; the violin, flute, guitar and the cello to an extent and a little of the saxophone. So far, he has produced ‘Envy’ feat. Dean and St. Remy by Skipper (trust me, it is a Dope song). He wrote the chorus of the song and rapped the third verse. Follow him on Twitter-@TheStRemy and on Facebook- Urenmisan Solo-Edema or send your inquires to stremyonline@gmail.com. Contact his group via their manager on Twitter-@oziprodigy or their Facebook page- LivewireIncorporated.  You can bet he will produce nice beats for you if you holla at him. Make sure you download 

‘Envy’-hulkshare.com/vxdt27rolm9s.

In My Little Corner

In  my little corner
Where I can clothe myself in my passion
Where my heart knows the very thing i desire
Where I can walk tall in my dreams
Where fantasy is king over reality
Where the world happily adores me
In my litle corner
Where I can make all my dreams come true
Where I don't ned to do VB projects
Where I don't always have to go for 8am lectures
Where tests do not exist
Where my GP is what I really want
In my little corner
Where I can become a Computer Whiz now!!!

Same Old World

The sun still rises in the east,
And sets in the west,
We sleep in the night,
And wake up in the morning,
Liars, murderers and cheats,
Are still in business,
Beggars are still hungry,
Refugees still have no home,
There is still not enough money to go round,
The rich are grabbing for more,
The poor?
Still the same sorry lot,
Wars are still been fought,
Humanity continues to struggle,
And lose the great battle for survival,
So what has changed?
It's still the same old world

Life

Life is Mustard seed,

That grows and quenches after a while,

It booms out like the morning flower,

It promises so much,

It is full of ups and downs,

Full of joys an sorrows,

Life is short,

It is like time that waits for no man,

It is a song worth singing,

It is a realistic dream.

Women-Complex Creatures

If you kiss her,You are not a gentleman
If you don't, You are not a man
If you praise her, She thinks you are lying
If you don't, You are good for nothing
If you agree to all her needs, You are a wimp
It you don't, You are not understanding
If you visit her often, She thinks you are boring
If you don't, She accuses you of double-dating
If you dress well, She says you are a playboy
If you don't, You are a dull boy
If you are jealous, She says it is bad
If you are not, She thinks you don't love her
If you attempt romance, She says you don't respect her
If you don't, She thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, She complains it is hard to wait
If she is late, She says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, You are putting in "guilty time"
If she is visited by another woman, "Oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you stare at another woman, She accuses you of flirting
If she is stared at by other men, She says they are just admiring her
If you kiss her once in a while, She professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, She yells that you are taking advantage
If you talk, She wants you to listen
If you listen, She wants you to talk
If you fail to help her cross the street, You lack ethics
If you do, She thinks it's just men's tactics for seduction
So simple, Yet complex
So weak, Yet powerful
So confusing, Yet so desirable
So damning, And yet so wonderful

Icons- The Regina Pacis Experience(1)

Regina Pacis XV

Going to school with girls like this has really made the best out of me. I couldn't have asked for anything better. I vividly remember September 16th, 2006. The first day I met this set of wonderful girls.
That day I resumed school with my friend of 17 years, Jaachinma Okafor. We stayed in Onayeiakan during orientation. then there was this very short senior who entered our hostel, and we all thought she was our mate. then she said "all of you climb your beds"... and we were like "Mstchewwww". She went to call her mates and they punished us severely. Her name was senior Maria. Throughout Jss 1, I was good friends with Tonia Omenyi. She was like my Icon. Then there was Uchechi Adiele who was always with me esp when my bunk mate  Dooyum Gbem Phoebe told me to "row my boat" because i did not scrub the corner. I wanted to die. Then I remember Ima-Abasi and Ada Okeke. Ima was Ada's closest Jss 1 then. In Jss 1 red, we used to wash life out of Ima. She reported us Ada. Ada punished us like crazy. I also cannot forget Jss 1 Gold girls and their form mistress, Mrs Ezeikoha.  She banned other class girls from entering her class, if not Chinonso kalu would write your name and report you. Then there was Ifeanyi Uchuno, the SP that would punish all Jss 1s during night prayers and then beg us to be quiet. Then there was a day I misplaced my sports wear shirt. I had to wear my cardigan on top my skirt without a shirt. Even at that, a senior still nabbed an punished me. there were times i tried to fake sicknesses just because i wanted to go home, but nurse Blessing always nabbed me. when we had to offer Hausa in Jss 1, I remember always reconciling with Mr. Kashamba because i failed his test. then i never understood a word in Ibo Language. Mehnn... i was a grubby Jss 1. But thanks to people like Tonia( Top Cat) and Mrs Winnie I became a cleaner person. Then there was Sister Chika, our Integrated Science teacher. She used to make us run round the block when we were sleepy.... In my class, Vera
Ugwo was so stingy that she could not even give out water, a natural resource. then I remember how close Sharon Etokhana and Mimidoo Ayu were so close. I still wonder what happened. When Hauwa Dauda had measles and had to go all the way back home to Lokoja. There was also the time when Jss 1 red girls had a group of steppers, including Winnie Ukwunna, Florence Joseph, Chinaza Johnny-Chukwu, Tessy. Then they danced Why Me for "Fash Pa". Talking about Fash Pa I remember doing it in Jss 1, with Ewhoma, Pearl, Anita and Idunnu Aganda-Williams. i also remember when they told Eseosa to drink Dettol and Princi heard of it.... Oohhh the good old days.
 Watch out for part two of this post.