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If you don't, You are not a man
If you praise her, She thinks you are lying
If you don't, You are good for nothing
If you agree to all her needs, You are a wimp
It you don't, You are not understanding
If you visit her often, She thinks you are boring
If you don't, She accuses you of double-dating
If you dress well, She says you are a playboy
If you don't, You are a dull boy
If you are jealous, She says it is bad
If you are not, She thinks you don't love her
If you attempt romance, She says you don't respect her
If you don't, She thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, She complains it is hard to wait
If she is late, She says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, You are putting in "guilty time"
If she is visited by another woman, "Oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you stare at another woman, She accuses you of flirting
If she is stared at by other men, She says they are just admiring her
If you kiss her once in a while, She professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, She yells that you are taking advantage
If you talk, She wants you to listen
If you listen, She wants you to talk
If you fail to help her cross the street, You lack ethics
If you do, She thinks it's just men's tactics for seduction
So simple, Yet complex
So weak, Yet powerful
So confusing, Yet so desirable
So damning, And yet so wonderful
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